Singapore City

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE
WHERE...

...research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world.

(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting
lines)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE
WHERE...

...queueing is a national pastime

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SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
......schooling is a harrowing experience

(For the parents)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...93% of the population are literate.
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:

And on public transport:

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SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...social unrest is unheard of

(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved)

UnIqUe

YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just
what is a Singaporean?
How can a Singaporean be defined?
We proudly present the traits.

WE HAVE TO BE
NUMBER 1
It's
almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.

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WE ARE
BIG-HEARTED

We don't think twice when donating fat cheques
to disaster victims abroad.
But it's a different story with Flag Days at home.

WE FEEL FOR
OTHER SINGAPOREANS
We may not know each other;
but when disaster strikes our fellow men,
we share their anguish.

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WE HAVE GREAT
FORESIGHT
The
authority says, "Plan early for retirement."
We always plan ahead...

WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub
in our multi-cultural melting pot.

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WE ARE
LAW-ABIDING
Well, most of us are, anyway.
Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us...